'I'll take no position on the bidet vs. paper debate.' In the UK bidets are not that common but in Spain, where I live atm, they are. Now I'll reveal my ignor

'I'll take no position on the bidet vs. paper debate.' In the UK bidets are not that common but in Spain, where I live atm, they are. Now I'll reveal my ignorance by stating I thought one was meant to compliment the other.