Just try to get your money out of crypto! You will see, one day one of the big guys is going to sell all his coins and cause a market crash from which it won't

Just try to get your money out of crypto! You will see, one day one of the big guys is going to sell all his coins and cause a market crash from which it won't recover. Then you are going to be glad to have this gold-backed paper (Oh wait, don't try and test that last part).