Do they cry when you tell them spoilers? On a serious note, I'm not sure how you managed to pull this off as a parent. Two weeks ago I saw a young child of Asi

Do they cry when you tell them spoilers? On a serious note, I'm not sure how you managed to pull this off as a parent. Two weeks ago I saw a young child of Asian tourist parents in the streets of Manhattan, standing in front of a major chain drugstore and excitedly flagging down the parents to bring attention to a prominently displayed colorful plastic dump truck placed in the window display, precisely at baby level. I want to figure out how to keep my future kids from doing that.