You can't make this up: Dear Mattermark Common Shareholders, I’m reaching out to share some great news: Mattermark is being acquired by FullContac

You can't make this up: Dear Mattermark Common Shareholders, I’m reaching out to share some great news: Mattermark is being acquired by FullContact! ... lorem ipsum ... Common stockholders will not be receiving anything in this deal (cash or stock). It's a letter to common stockholders saying they get zilch and calling this a great news. I sure hope it's just a quirky inner joke of some kind, because otherwise it reads like a spit in the face of aforementioned stockholders.