I recommend you focus your copy on the type of people you'd expect to buy your service and not the programmers here at HN that are offended by the boldness of y

I recommend you focus your copy on the type of people you'd expect to buy your service and not the programmers here at HN that are offended by the boldness of your claims. You're contracting a high hourly rate to non-technical would-be founders on the understanding that they can get to the validation stage after a few hours of your time without having to line up a co-founder/CTO. This is gold! Hopefully patio11 will review you - I think this sort of marketing is his specialty. I'd also recommend you downplay your fresh-out-of-college status to avoid scaring off potential customers. Being a bright young 20-something is fine, but the "MY COLLEGE CAREER" link has a "just fell off the turnip truck" feel to it.