My favorite memory from a previous employer was the day that Oracle called back with the results of their licensing audit. I sat outside the door of the CIO's

My favorite memory from a previous employer was the day that Oracle called back with the results of their licensing audit. I sat outside the door of the CIO's office. He wasn't expecting anything shocking and so left the door open during the call. Oracle had previously told us that we wouldn't have to pay for licenses for non-prod instances. When they went back on that promise, the CIO said (well, shouted) "Okay, fine! Tell me how much you're going to fuck me. As soon as you're done with that, I'll fuck you right back by throwing Oracle out of my datacenter!"