Find me a private hire firm, operating across the entirety of metropolitan Melbourne (Australia), with a pickup time of under 30 minutes, with a rate that is av

Find me a private hire firm, operating across the entirety of metropolitan Melbourne (Australia), with a pickup time of under 30 minutes, with a rate that is available to someone you wouldn't describe as "independently wealthy". I'll wait. Of course, I've tasked you with an impossibility. You're saying I should use a service that doesn't exist. The only way that services like the one we're talking about work is by having a surfeit of vehicles available, and the only service that has that in Melbourne is uber. You can call what I was saying a "silly stance", but you're saying that from a position of ignorance. Perhaps, for a moment, you should consider the outside perspective. On the other hand, if you do find the service I described, please let me know. I'd like to use it.