How about 'Thinks Java is the same as Javascript' - never hire. I helped with interviews when I used to work for a huge bank, and they'd interview any idiot wh

How about 'Thinks Java is the same as Javascript' - never hire. I helped with interviews when I used to work for a huge bank, and they'd interview any idiot who threw them a resume. I can't tell you how many times we would ask about Java experience and the person would start talking about Javascript and their cute Information Systems class project where they had to make a basic website...