This feels like it's straight out of The Corrections. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Corrections https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Corrections (If you have

This feels like it's straight out of The Corrections. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Corrections https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Corrections (If you haven't read this, stop everything you're doing and go find a copy)