Man, it's almost like representational state transfer and remote procedure calls are two different things, and sometime your service does fine with the simpler

Man, it's almost like representational state transfer and remote procedure calls are two different things, and sometime your service does fine with the simpler one of those, and other times your service needs finer-grained controls. But if we were thinking critically about how these protocols differed then we couldn't write an entertaining polemic, right?