When I move into an apartment I like to disable all the smoke detectors in the building and lock all the emergency exits. You know, I like to ride on the wild s

When I move into an apartment I like to disable all the smoke detectors in the building and lock all the emergency exits. You know, I like to ride on the wild side, and I like to create the conditions for everyone else to be at risk of accidentally killing people. I consider anyone who starts the fire guilty of at least manslaughter though, and if they were distracted when it happened it is definitely murder. They literally forget that fire is inherently extremely dangerous with all their ever improving safety gear. So I like to keep it real and make sure that we don’t have it.