(1) Copy a coin that already exists (filecoin, etc.) (2) Get wealthy investors.. be good at powerpoint and bullshitting. (3) Pre-mine a bunch of your coin. Do

(1) Copy a coin that already exists (filecoin, etc.) (2) Get wealthy investors.. be good at powerpoint and bullshitting. (3) Pre-mine a bunch of your coin. Don't respond to anyone that calls you out on this. (4) Hype the shit out of it using puppet accounts, russian botnets, instagram advertisements.. pay for publicity. (5) Use your wealthy investors to make your coin worth X amount of BTC at launch. Cash out a large portion of your coin quickly after launch just in case, and then wait for other people to buy your coin because general investors are clueless.. if you ride that wave, cash out more over time. (6) Open a hamburger stand or charity.. something to give back to society and to decrease boredom.