I sneak into concerts dressed in all black, incapacitate the drummer with the hilt of my katana, and fill in during the solos using my nunchucks as drumsticks w

I sneak into concerts dressed in all black, incapacitate the drummer with the hilt of my katana, and fill in during the solos using my nunchucks as drumsticks without anyone noticing the difference (except for the occasional "man, the drummer's more awesome than usual tonight" comment). May I still call myself a Ninja Rockstar?