Bizarrely, that's close to a real problem! Ethernet over barbed wire may have been just for show, but phone service over it was a very real approach. Perhaps n

Bizarrely, that's close to a real problem! Ethernet over barbed wire may have been just for show, but phone service over it was a very real approach. Perhaps not "the internet released the cows", but at least "the stampede cut the phone lines". https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barbed_wire_telephone_lines https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barbed_wire_telephone_lines