If he had just thrown "and my dream is to become a chef" into the mix my nerd cortex would have been at peace. Where do you get off being such a fucking good w

If he had just thrown "and my dream is to become a chef" into the mix my nerd cortex would have been at peace. Where do you get off being such a fucking good writer? What a delightfully perfect sentence. You make me sick. Ok, I'm embarrassed now. :)