I was trying to use sarcasm to vent my frustration at the death cult of simplicity and minimalism that seems to have taken root at Apple. The bicycle for the mi

I was trying to use sarcasm to vent my frustration at the death cult of simplicity and minimalism that seems to have taken root at Apple. The bicycle for the mind is missing its wheels and chain by now. Wheels were removed in a release to reduce weight, chain was removed in another release because it was determined that users could hurt themselves with it.