I'm just surprised that anyone can have this discussion without mentioning the Pontiac Aztek, which allegedly was designed to tick all the most-requested featur

I'm just surprised that anyone can have this discussion without mentioning the Pontiac Aztek, which allegedly was designed to tick all the most-requested feature boxes, but ended up being... the Aztek. Or you end up in Zune territory where behind every joke punchline is a quiet voice in the audience saying, "Yeah, but they're actually really good..."