Let's be honest here: how many airport waitstaff out there have ever brightened anyone's day? Slim to none. I suspect this artist has never actually eaten at

Let's be honest here: how many airport waitstaff out there have ever brightened anyone's day? Slim to none. I suspect this artist has never actually eaten at an airport restaurant -- the staff, at least at JFK and LAX, are some of the most demotivated, spirit-broken people I've ever encountered.