I once posted on a message board plagued by an anti-evolution, anti-medicine idiot who bragged of his Mensa membership. So I looked at their website, and there'

I once posted on a message board plagued by an anti-evolution, anti-medicine idiot who bragged of his Mensa membership. So I looked at their website, and there's a test you can take to see if you're smart enough for them. I did the entire half hour test minus two questions while sitting on the toilet for five minutes, with (except for those two questions) a perfect score. This was not surprising to me.