You're talking about people who read "Let some random stranger making minimum wage delivering your unnecessary crapulence, enter your home unattended" and their

You're talking about people who read "Let some random stranger making minimum wage delivering your unnecessary crapulence, enter your home unattended" and their response was "where do I sign?" I wouldn't trust these people to hold a screwdriver much less try to use it - they'd end up in the emergency room.