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Just install Amazon Collar round your dog's neck. It will lightly caress it as the delivery person approaches your house, ensuring your items get there safely.
by skeet 9y ago
Just install Amazon Collar round your dog's neck. It will lightly caress it as the delivery person approaches your house, ensuring your items get there safely.
- IpV8 9y agoI prefer Amazon Dog. Then you get all of the benefits of a real dog, but it lives in the cloud.
- qq66 9y agoThis sounds like a Black Mirror episode. A large kennel where tens of thousands of dogs are kept with Amazon Cloud Cams streaming their videos to their "families."
- blevin 9y agoThe Kitty Cafe concept, where you can pay to have tea and play with cats in person, is sort of an AWS equivalent for the cat ownership experience. It's fascinating that tea is an expected cofactor in this relationship.
- philipwhiuk 9y agoIt's because the tea is the actual product - there's no guarantee the cats will be available / awake - cats being cats.
- kgwgk 9y agoCryptoPuppies are better, they live in the blockchain.