If you really don't want to be resuscitated in the US, you should instead tattoo a notice that you will not assume financial responsibility for any medical proc

If you really don't want to be resuscitated in the US, you should instead tattoo a notice that you will not assume financial responsibility for any medical procedure performed under the aegis of implied consent. Make sure to inform your friends and family, so they can record any interactions between hospital administration and the physicians and nurses, in order to post the fruit of your epic trolling to the public network.