I usually wear black slacks, but sometimes jeans. The shirt is almost always a button-down Hawaiian type (the more neon, the better), and that definitely gets n

I usually wear black slacks, but sometimes jeans. The shirt is almost always a button-down Hawaiian type (the more neon, the better), and that definitely gets noticed. I’m known as the guy who always wears colorful shirts. But the fabric is always natural cotton, linen, or sometimes silk. Never polyester or other fabrics that do not breathe well. I am carrying about an extra 100 pounds, and I carry it mostly in my stomach. I used to wear all black, which I called my “Have Black” period, and it did somewhat de-emphasize how fat I am. But years ago I decided that I needed to be a more colorful person, and thus the Hawaiian shirts.