Give the author (a bit of) credit for this much, though: His title seemingly alludes to https://xkcd.com/327/ https://xkcd.com/327/ but he never mentions it, pe

Give the author (a bit of) credit for this much, though: His title seemingly alludes to https://xkcd.com/327/ https://xkcd.com/327/ but he never mentions it, perhaps taking it granted that his readers will be familiar with it. Maybe the title was designed to attract attention; if so, it worked, at least with me.