I hate these mid-level pencil-pushers that "aren't personally offended" but terribly fear others might be. There's an airline named Virgin, a morning-after pil

I hate these mid-level pencil-pushers that "aren't personally offended" but terribly fear others might be. There's an airline named Virgin, a morning-after pill "Plan B", one of SpaceX's vessels is called "Of Course I Still Love You", and the Secret Service uses a weapon called YAR ("Yet another rifle"). Insisting everything should be named "Widget X2000-F1" is the telltale sign of mediocrity.