Learn to read? EDIT: I try to not degrinitgrate the illiterate, but as the first commenter on this thread (you), I've gotta go "gosh!" Please tell me how I am

Learn to read? EDIT: I try to not degrinitgrate the illiterate, but as the first commenter on this thread (you), I've gotta go "gosh!" Please tell me how I am wrong. (It's possible that I am both wrong and having a bad day)