Am I the only person on earth who wants my interactions with technology to simple, effective, and straightforward? I want to give simple, straightforward comman

Am I the only person on earth who wants my interactions with technology to simple, effective, and straightforward? I want to give simple, straightforward commands and receive a terse confirmation or explanation as a result. Tech is so blessedly, unfailingly logical and we stupid humans have to sully that to make some of us feel happier, and not more effective :(