Seriously, this guy couldn't find a page template other than the cult classic behind 'How to get back with your ex', 'How to build a potato gun' and 'How to tea

Seriously, this guy couldn't find a page template other than the cult classic behind 'How to get back with your ex', 'How to build a potato gun' and 'How to teach your parrot to cuss like a pirate'? Having seen this in countless "information products" of ill repute, I'm already biased against his method. Get a WP theme, yo.