I usually start all my customer support tickets in all-caps, rude, poorly written english and somehow mentioning a credit card dispute. I've noticed that they g

I usually start all my customer support tickets in all-caps, rude, poorly written english and somehow mentioning a credit card dispute. I've noticed that they get me with a real human way faster this way. Once I'm speaking to a human, though, I act very politely and describe my issue with lots of details so I don't get a generic answer.