Too bad avoiding this just looks like a spaghetti mess with no cohesion. If you're going to be using a language, you might as well learn how it works instead of

Too bad avoiding this just looks like a spaghetti mess with no cohesion. If you're going to be using a language, you might as well learn how it works instead of avoiding it with strange hacks. I'm also confused how the 'pure' version is less complicated than the class version. I see it the opposite?