Good. My Boss is going to find out I volunteer at soup kitchens and help old ladies across the street. Oh, and I also love his favorite band and agree with him

Good. My Boss is going to find out I volunteer at soup kitchens and help old ladies across the street. Oh, and I also love his favorite band and agree with him politically and didn't even have to gratuitously mention this around the office like a big suck up. A promotion is just around the corner! Wasn't it just last week we saw articles on the front page almost every day about how we can't trust information from the Internet because Facebook and Google are big lying spying monopolies and sell clicks to anyone and don't responsibly curate like they are supposed to and we should all go back to reading the newspaper to get the real facts on life? Ya, pretty sure that was the gist of them. Anyway, hopefully my boss didn't read any of those. We'll just leave him believing that data mining and scraping and twitter sentiment analysis have super secret powers to reveal the hidden truth about the world.