As an amateur who has jumped in and out of learning basic ML over the years, it has been interesting to see the web of terminology expand to the point where you

As an amateur who has jumped in and out of learning basic ML over the years, it has been interesting to see the web of terminology expand to the point where your post is no longer satire. Writing a dictionary or annotating papers to decipher ML-speak to basic-math speak would be a pretty worthwhile endeavor for someone (I see glimmers of this in the work being done by the folks at fast.ai) and in general would probably not remove much real information.