I had the same gut reaction, but fortunately it turns out the article is not about a language intended for humans: “Our backend produces custom kernels for eac

I had the same gut reaction, but fortunately it turns out the article is not about a language intended for humans: “Our backend produces custom kernels for each specific operation on each GPU. It does this through an intermediate language called Tile. Tile is a simple, compact language for describing machine learning operations in a way that can be efficiently implemented on parallel computing architectures.”