If you stick a knife in my back nine inches and pull it out six inches, there's no progress. Not that extreme, but come on... if you screw people over in a pro

If you stick a knife in my back nine inches and pull it out six inches, there's no progress. Not that extreme, but come on... if you screw people over in a product space as janky and anti-consumer as the IoT, then replacements or refunds should be standard and not reluctantly extracted from you. ... will say some shit like, "I take care of my kids." You're supposed to, you dumb motherfucker! What kind of ignorant shit is that? "I ain't never been to jail!" What do you want, a cookie?! You're not supposed to go to jail, you low-expectation-having motherfucker!