I immediately thought of Know-Nothing Bozo the Non-Wonder Dog from THHGTTG. http://tinyurl.com/33n6wy6 http://tinyurl.com/33n6wy6 (Wikipedia page, URL too long

I immediately thought of Know-Nothing Bozo the Non-Wonder Dog from THHGTTG. http://tinyurl.com/33n6wy6 http://tinyurl.com/33n6wy6 (Wikipedia page, URL too long and HN truncates it so it doesn't work)