Add in a couple amazon and pets.com affiliate links for monetization, run two super-bowl commercials complete with slightly-used sock puppet, and why not, throw

Add in a couple amazon and pets.com affiliate links for monetization, run two super-bowl commercials complete with slightly-used sock puppet, and why not, throw in a clickbank e-book on how to test dog food before your dog eats it that was dictated (not read) by a young girl from Guinea Bissau who has never learned to read and has never even seen a dog let alone bought food for it. Run it all through an A/B tester and host via ec2 + mongrel2 + HOC (haskell-to-objective-c binding). Spokesperson: Olivia Munn. The venture capital world would implode on itself from the awesome.