Sounds like you work in Perfect Land. Where everything is planned perfectly, everything is executed perfectly, nothing unexpected ever comes up, and everyone do

Sounds like you work in Perfect Land. Where everything is planned perfectly, everything is executed perfectly, nothing unexpected ever comes up, and everyone does their job perfect. Boy, wouldn't we all like to work there. When you work with 20 teams and product lines all intermingle and you don't have an unlimited amount of time, money, or "vision", shit needs to be re-evaluated from time to time, and waiting two weeks for the scrum to end is too slow. I'm sure you're very happy to remain undisturbed, Mr. Important, but the rest of us have blockers we need addressing, so jump on a hangout for five minutes so we can get some shit done.