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Meanwhile, in marketing school, there's a teacher writing on a whiteboard: "Never ever tell anyone what your company does."
by trgv 9y ago
Meanwhile, in marketing school, there's a teacher writing on a whiteboard: "Never ever tell anyone what your company does."
- ainar-g 9y agoIs this a joke, or is it based on real-life experience? I honestly can't tell. Because this might be one of the worst advices I've ever heard.
- segmondy 9y agoWe are stealth yo, super top secret kinda stuff. The world will have to wait and we will wow em when we are done and ready.
- _Microft 9y agoWe are SO in stealth-mode that we ourselves have no idea what we are doing!
- snaily 9y agoDouble stealth mode: no one knows what we're building, and neither do we https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=4166183 https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=4166183
- phaemon 9y agoheh, you didn't need to link to a parody. The "We've got an awesome team and have secured VC funding. Now, anyone got any product ideas?" from last week would have done :)
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- trgv 9y agoWell I don't know what goes on at "marketing school" but here's my view: Knowing your audience seems really important to this discussion. Those of us with technical knowledge immediately want to know "what does it actually do?" But there are a lot of decision-makers without technical knowledge who might be swayed by their "general impression of the people they meet." This group doesn't necessarily care if they're in need of what you're selling. There's a spectrum between these two extremes and how you approach marketing is going to depend on your opinion of how the audience is distributed in this spectrum. If you believe there are more people toward the latter end of the spectrum then a more general, details-free approach may make sense.
- Alex3917 9y ago> Is this a joke, or is it based on real-life experience? I think it's a joke, but there is actually real advice along the same lines. When cold emailing someone with the goal of getting a phone call, you want to avoid giving the person enough information to say no.
- mindcrime 9y agoWhen cold emailing someone with the goal of getting a phone call, you want to avoid giving the person enough information to say no. Why? What's the point in wasting time having a call with somebody when the answer is going to be "no" either way? Better to get to "no" as fast as you can, so you can move on to a better prospect.
- Alex3917 9y ago> when the answer is going to be "no" either way No one is ever going to say 'yes' to a $10M sale from a cold email. They'll only say yes after they've met you in person, but they're not going to agree to meet you in person until you've done a phone call.
- mindcrime 9y agoSure, but that doesn't argue against "giving them enough information to say no". If the customer doesn't need what you're selling, knows they don't need what you're selling, and are never going to buy what you're selling, then you're wasting your time with the phone call and in-person meeting. That time would be better spent working on a prospect who saw your information and didn't disqualify themselves right from the jump.
- Alex3917 9y ago> That time would be better spent working on a prospect who saw your information and didn't disqualify themselves right from the jump. The problem is that everyone will say they don't need what you're selling, even if they do. You want to disqualify folks as fast as possible, but email doesn't work for that because even if you're selling the cure to cancer to someone with cancer, you're still going to have basically a 100% false negative rate.
- dudul 9y agoNo, no, no, No revenue! Always be pre-revenue!
- gk1 9y agoThe issue isn't that marketers are taught to be ambiguous. It's that, as a tech company, it's difficult to find a marketer who can grasp your technology well enough to write about it unambiguously and accurately. So instead companies just settle for any marketer and give them a wordbank to use when writing emails, making landing pages, and attending events. Unfortunately this never turns out well. Even if the marketer uses the prescribed wording, it'll look like marketing BS to any engineer ("web scale," anyone?). If the marketer steers clear of any specifics, then... well, we get posts like this. The solution is to push your marketing team to understand your product well enough that they can talk about it with accurate specifics, at least to some extent. Or hire marketers who have some basic understanding of software (cough cough).
- inthewoods 9y agoThis. Another problem is that companies often want to sell a long-term vision vs. a solving a specific problem. The end result is an abstract description of the company that doesn't connect with the end buyer. Finally, a big issue I see is that companies use internal language to describe their software, rather than using the language of their prospect. They do this to "raise up" their messaging, but the result is often a word blob mashup of internal language and industry buzzwords which don't connect to the problem the prospect is trying to solve.
- Terr_ 9y ago> Another problem is that companies often want to sell a long-term vision vs. a solving a specific problem. The end result is an abstract description of the company that doesn't connect with the end buyer. Perhaps it represents a bias towards investors rather than customers?
- inthewoods 9y agoThat's a bit reductionist. What the marketing person would say is you need to lead with the benefit or value that you provide and then explain how you do that. So say you're making software for car washes. Don't lead with the fact that you make software. Instead, show the benefit by saying something like "Book 73% more car washes" and then say "Car wash booking software to increase revenue." Marketers are often consumed by showing the company's "Why" - but the challenge in that is it often gets too abstract and generalized and may make you sound like everyone else. A great example of this is that many companies make software that, in the end, is designed to improve end-user experience. You might be, say, a testing company. The end goal is definitely improving end-user experience, but if that is all you say, then it won't be clear how you do that, or how you're different from, say, a UI optimization tool which also improves end-user experience.
- acorkery 9y ago> but if that is all you say, then it won't be clear how you do that, or how you're different from, say, a UI optimization tool which also improves end-user experience. In this example, what if the company isn't any different? The marketer has to find a way to hide the fact that the company they've been hired to promote is not actually that innovative. An inferior product can still be a success if the right combination of hype, timing and smart promotion is combined.
- inthewoods 9y agoThe company doesn't have to be different, but you are right that if they articulate the value the tool/software brings better than the other guy, they may win the day. What you're describing is fast becoming a reality for most software businesses imho - the days of feature differentiation are rapidly declining.
- SomeStupidPoint 9y agoThe problem is that malicious psychology has become so prevalent, that any sort of marketing formula that isn't direct honesty is parsed as manipulation. (And for good reason -- the vast majority of the time, it is.) I don't care that your product is going to make me the reborn Buddha, because if you lead with that there's an overwhelming likelihood that your product doesn't stand on its merits and there is no underlying value. Blame the other marketers for spoiling the game if you want, but I think marketing is fundamentally a business mistake in that it makes you an adversary of your customers, not a partner. It's based on attacking customers with weaponized psychology. That's the premise of the modern field, and there's no escaping that. If you had a product that I actually needed and provided value, you could just tell me what it was. It should be straightforward how that addresses my needs -- or it likely doesn't.
- wmeredith 9y agoWhat? I've been a professional marketer to varying degress on and off for about a decade now and I've never heard anyone say anything like this.