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> Cinnabon is surely only a little behind Philip Morris in collateral damage caused. I disagree. I had a bad bowel obstruction once after minor surgery. I was
by assface 9y ago
> Cinnabon is surely only a little behind Philip Morris in collateral damage caused.
I disagree. I had a bad bowel obstruction once after minor surgery. I was backed up for over a week. My doctor told me to head straight to the local mall and get a Cinnabon. It flushed me out like it was opening the gates of the Erie Canal.
It was a miracle. The doctor later told me that he is 14 for 16 for getting people to start pooping again through Cinnabon.
- Scaevolus 9y agoCinnamon is a laxative, and has been used in herbal medicine for a long time. In this case, it's the 15 teaspoons of sugar that helps the medicine go down!
- solotronics 9y agoyou smell obstructed bowels? I smell the opportunity for a cinnabon FDA approved as a laxative
- girvo 9y agoI have gastroesophogeal reflux disorder, and used to regularly get food randomly “come up” and get stuck in my throat making it hard to breathe. My doctor quite literally “prescribed” a can of Pepsi: the carbonation and acidity did the trick! Now I keep a bottle of soda water in the fridge for all meals :)