I'm sure the "A Bit More" button does what every other crap toaster does when you depress the lever: takes your toast from "cool" to "warm," or from "warm" to

I'm sure the "A Bit More" button does what every other crap toaster does when you depress the lever: takes your toast from "cool" to "warm," or from "warm" to "blasted in nuclear hellfire." I don't know what happened, but it's very difficult to find a decent toaster any more. Buy a $10 Great Value or a $100 Kitchenaid, it's all the same useless trash. The only differences are cute design touches -- the guts are all terrible. The only brand left seems to be Hobart, and those suckers are $300. As a result, I buy the same lousy toaster every three months when I get tired of my toast being uneven, untoasted, or charred. The new toaster starts out with mediocre performance and invariably slides downhill from there. I'd happily do without the "A Bit More" button, brushed metal accents, sculpted cover, and every other elaborate design measure if I could just get some decent toast.