You should give the money to a startup with a product, traction and excited users that is founded by (a) non-dudebro(s). Because those founders don't get the c

You should give the money to a startup with a product, traction and excited users that is founded by (a) non-dudebro(s). Because those founders don't get the capital they need, because folks like you unfairly do. This is because the system is zero-sum and wack, but such as it is, what I suggest is a much better place for the money to go, in terms of profitability (as well as for other obvious reasons). From there, you should get a job at an established tech startup in a BD role. The last part is what is likely to happen anyway, after you guys give up within the next 2-4 months. But it would be so much cooler if you did the first part before that happens. With Good Intentions, A Non-dudebro Founder Not in Need of Capital Because of My Ability to Build Product/Traction with Little Funding peace