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Hey, what's wrong with Texas?

• logfromblammo 9y ago
  You ever notice how most people never tell you what state they're from unless you ask them? It's almost like they don't believe their state of origin to be all that important to their personal identity. Some of those people might even be from Texas. But the hombre from Texas is not one of those people. He will drive for 30 minutes, past dozens of ordinary, mundane restaurants, to reach the nearest Texas-style barbecue restaurant, run by a fellow expatriate Texan, who shoulders the burden of living outside of Texas for the sake of fellow Texans who tragically cannot be in the best state all the time, yet need to regularly consume bits of Texas in order to survive. Ironically, Texas has so many people in it, all constantly surrounded on all sides by Texas, that you cannot easily identify that guy until he actually leaves the state. Also, the thing that's wrong with Texas is football. That is easily 120% of my problem with Texas.
  • s73ver_ 9y ago
    Well, if it's any consolation, right now all their college football programs suck, and suck hard.