Winston Churchill would top my list. Definitely passes the PG criteria. Post WWII: Churchill's Grandson (after running into his office without knocking): "Gr

Winston Churchill would top my list. Definitely passes the PG criteria. Post WWII: Churchill's Grandson (after running into his office without knocking): "Grand papa, is it true that you're the greatest man in the world?" Churchill: "Yes, now bugger off."