A few days ago I ate a chili pepper out of boredom, and after finding out what a bad idea that was, I opened Reddit. The frontpage of /r/todayilearned had a pos

A few days ago I ate a chili pepper out of boredom, and after finding out what a bad idea that was, I opened Reddit. The frontpage of /r/todayilearned had a post about someone learning that birds can't detect capsaicin and that peppers evolved it to deter mammals (which have grinding teeth). These kinds of cosmic coincidences happen to me and everyone else every few weeks, and they mean absolutely nothing. We're just wired to see patterns. I (and millions more) see hundreds of Reddit posts per day, you (and millions more) see hundreds of ads per day. A crazy coincidence every 10,000 ads isn't very strange. Something like this should be piss easy to prove, especially on Android. Traffic monitoring, monitoring when exactly the microphone is accessed on a rooted phone, anything really. The fact that this rumor has been going about for years and nobody has found anything, means it's just nonsense.