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This actually just sounds like a really elaborate "tax" on your children's stash. If you fear the candy is actually dangerous, then perhaps you'd be better off
by jdavis703 9y ago
This actually just sounds like a really elaborate "tax" on your children's stash. If you fear the candy is actually dangerous, then perhaps you'd be better off just buying some from the store and distributing it to your kids, that ways they don't run the risk of loosing their parent.
- agoodthrowaway 9y agoClearly his post was humorous and intended to poke fun at people's paranoia of poisoned candy.
- wavefunction 9y agoActually I think OP is implying he just eats all of his kids' Halloween candy and serves them salad instead.
- heartbreak 9y agoWhich is exactly what my mom did, minus the salad. Now I eat all the candy instead of handing it out. Thanks mom.