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My girlfriend once got up in the morning and kissed my computer and said "That's how much you love your computer."

• KGIII 9y ago
  I am now curious as to what your response was?
• tomxor 9y ago
  That was your opportunity to impulsively destroy the computer in a fit of madness and make a proclamation of love to her on the spot... then quietly recover the hard drive before putting it on the bin :D