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Can’t wait for a $1000 toilet paper holder startup, with no less than $100m in venture funding. They can write it in Go or Rust, and use deep learning running o
by 0xbear 9y ago
Can’t wait for a $1000 toilet paper holder startup, with no less than $100m in venture funding. They can write it in Go or Rust, and use deep learning running on FPGA to detect when you’re low on paper, and order it from Amazon automatically.
- gumby 9y agoNaah, the future is buttwiping as a service.
- 0xbear 9y agoAnd it’ll probably be paperless, too.
- SAI_Peregrinus 9y agoWell, there are already IOT bidets...
- ActsJuvenile 9y agoTell me more. I am in the market for one.
- gumby 9y ago"Internet of Toilets", I assume?
- dogma1138 9y agoYC21: Puretaint is hiring full stack taint washers.
- pesfandiar 9y agoWhat if toilet paper squares had a sequence of hash codes, you know, blockchain-style?
- 0xbear 9y agoBrilliant innovation! You just boosted the valuation by another billion dollars.
- ganeshkrishnan 9y agoMachine learning AI startup, toiletoria, uses block chain to dispenses toilet paper according to the size of your ass which it determines using AI technology installed on your phone and saves you money on toilet paper. Not compatible with Android less than version 5. Must use toiletoria branded toilet paper.
- kawera 9y agoUsing image recognition !
- Terr_ 9y agoWell, someone might pull more than one square at a time, so it may be a good idea to use grey codes. Until they're brown codes.