Your conclusion is a thing of beauty: > If it's any consolation, all of this is extremely unlikely to happen, since it relies on an international agreement bet

Your conclusion is a thing of beauty: > If it's any consolation, all of this is extremely unlikely to happen, since it relies on an international agreement between every single nation in the world. Or on China attacking and conquering the entire world and installing China Standard Time as part of a totalitarian regime, which is slightly less unlikely but still very unlikely.