I predict some headlines: "Twitter is in funding crisis now making revenue as a remedy" "The tables have turned, Twitter now making money, what's next?" "Twi

I predict some headlines: "Twitter is in funding crisis now making revenue as a remedy" "The tables have turned, Twitter now making money, what's next?" "Twitter demonstrated first profit, VC-s are in shock" "Twitter in decline, first profit is below expected after 11 years" "A profitable Twitter is considered harmful"