> Perhaps we could call it "anthropology", from "anthropo-" for "man, people, humanity" and "-logy" for "the study of". They might get a bit smug if we teach t

> Perhaps we could call it "anthropology", from "anthropo-" for "man, people, humanity" and "-logy" for "the study of". They might get a bit smug if we teach them a couple of Greek words. They might start to think that their faeces are aosmic (ά- without, -οσμο odor).